M2gD3S and other poxes
By Len@Large
The precipitating clinical presentation:
The 2020 Super Bowl concludes and a 73-year-old orange-white male presents to the academy of the twits-o-sphereNM with the following:
(Ed.—The identity of the subject has been masked in order to comply with
HIPAA regulations concerning patient confidentiality)
Discussion and hypothesis development
I did not watch the game or any of the post-game coverage so it wasn’t until the next day that I learned of this from my daily morning canvassing of commentary peppered with unpitying pouncing of the political punditry. Such tweety birds!
Upon hearing of the error, and noting that it was quickly corrected, I began to wonder how many people think the KC in the tweet is in KS? A little research from an unimpeachable source (LOL!) suggested there are many, regardless of their educational level or station in life, present across all socio-economic and status groups, be they pissants or presidents—or possibly a pissant president.
Something about this botch bothered me. It seemed more than just a minor misstatement…more a prodrome for what I have long sensed is a widespread endemic/pandemic condition concentrated in certain cells or demographic corps. [Ed.—not corpse. More later.]
So here at L@L, we decided to conduct a searweous examination to determine with our patent-pending process to produce scientific-scertainty,L@L as to which of the following correctly corroborates thinking that a city named after a state must, therefore, be located in that state, is caused by:
a) an infectious disease, possibly caused by alien DNA or other “foreign influences;”
b) an intellectual/mental disorder/dysfunction;
c) weaponized Wuhan flu;
d) all of the above;
e) none of the above, therefore, by default, the Russians, or something…
